Demititan

My name is Devin, I am a 17 year old guy who aspires to write fiction novels. Major obsessions include Attack on Titan, Fairy Tail, Pokemon, and Heroes of Olympus.

lessonsinorgasmicblowjobsessions:

coldswarkids:

edwardspoonhands:

thelegendofkungjew:

doxian:

d-dinosaur:

rknjl:

newvagabond:

NO “TELEPHONES”. TALK TO EACH OTHER. FACE TO FACE ONLY. WRITE A LETTER. SEND A TELEGRAM TO YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 1860. LIVE.

NO ‘WRITING’… TALK TO EACH OTHER. THROW A ROCK AT YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 10,000 BCE.  LIVE.

URGGA. ROU GRAAURH. RUH.
<SMACKS HANDS ON WALL WITH PAINT.>

NO ‘HIGHER BRAIN FUNCTIONS’ …USE YOUR REPTILIAN BRAIN
EAT YOUR MOM’S CORPSE SHE DIED TO PROVIDE YOU WITH SUSTENANCE
PRETEND YOU HAVE JUST AROSE FROM THE SEA
SURVIVE

NO “MULTICELLULAR TRAITS”….. USE YOUR SYMBIOTIC MITOCHONDRIA
REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY, YOU’RE YOUR OWN PARENT
PRETEND IT’S 2BYA
EVOLVE

NO “LIFE.” USE FUNDAMENTAL PHYSICAL FORCES TO FORM SPHERICAL OBJECTS REVOLVING AROUND ONE ANOTHER IN SPACE. 
FUSE HYDROGEN INTO HELIUM USING GRAVITATIONAL PRESSURE TO PRODUCE HEAT AND LIGHT. 
PRETEND IT’S 4.5BYA.
STABILIZE INTO EQUILIBRIA

NO “MATTER”.  EXIST IN THE VOID WITHOUT PURPOSE OR MEANING.
THERE IS NO “YOU”, ONLY THE VAST CONCEPT OF NOTHING.
TIME DOES NOT EXIST.
BE.

Photos like this remind me of
Tuesday, 3:28 pm
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  • baby: a- a- a-
  • parents: oh, the baby's first words!!
  • baby: a- aaa- al-
  • parents: apple?? air??
  • baby: a- al- al-
  • baby: Alchemy. The science of understanding, deconstructing, and reconstructing matter. However, it is not an all-powerful art; it is impossible to create something out of nothing. If one wishes to obtain something, something of equal value must be given. This is the Law of Equivalent Exchange, the basis of all alchemy. In accordance with this law, there is a taboo among alchemists: human transmutation is strictly forbidden - for what could equal the value of a human soul...?

king-alu-of-arendelle:

sheepiness:

zombiegenocidest:

image

I want that exact music to start when my battery is about to die.

(Source: maddis-tits, via iris-sempi)

Tuesday, 3:06 pm
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princessheartfilia:

It’s hard to match up the sound and animation but you get the picture~

therealmajorpayne:

This is perfect!

Lmao the Levy one
Monday, 4:50 pm
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Monday, 4:47 pm
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http://sawamura-san.tumblr.com/post/92415651241/literally-cant-deal-with-the-fairy-tail-fandom

sawamura-san:

Literally can’t deal with the fairy tail fandom bull shit. But I endure it because I honestly love the manga and really would like to know how it will all end. So I understand if something frustrates you or a certain fandom of the show pisses you off but you gotta understand , there will be…

Finally someone says it. A lot of Fairy Tail fans think they’re in charge of the relations ships between characters in the story and that it’s official. That’s Hiro Mashima’s job whether he wants to pair up characters or not. Ship characters for the fun of it. Damn.

Monday, 4:18 pm
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fairytailwannabie:

When a girl is asked if she’s ok, she really means she’s thinking about what the heck is in the basement of Eren jaegar’s basement.

fairytailconfess:

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Monday, 4:17 pm
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Monday, 4:14 pm
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leonstar:

[FAIRY TAIL]
Oh, how much time I always draw characters, and then it turns bad background. = _ = 
Well, so be it. But Natsu himself to me more or less like x) 
/ need to learn to draw a normal volumetric clouds ~ /
Monday, 4:14 pm
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http://jhayni-in-the-rain.tumblr.com/post/92427196390/ugh-i-keep-setting-myself-up-for-bad-blind-jellal

jhayni-in-the-rain:

Ugh. I keep setting myself up for bad blind Jellal jokes.

Me: We haven’t seen much of Jellal lately.

Husband: Well, Jelllal hasn’t been seeing much of anything lately, either.

Me: I have this image of Jellal and Natsu’s scarf hanging out together backstage, waiting for their turn to go on.